When we break up with someone, we can’t help but wonder when we will run into that person again. When will that awkward moment happen? Where will it be? What will we say? Will we ignore each other? And most importantly, what will we be wearing?!
Well, ladies and gentlemen… I made it seven years, but I knew that that moment was going to happen… and happen when I least expected it (cause isn’t that always the way) and sure enough… it did.
I ran into HurtLocker a few weeks ago! After seven years!! Can you believe it?
If you’ll remember, the last time I saw or heard from HurtLocker was when he proposed to his other girlfriend behind my back on Christmas Eve. No big deal… not an awkward split or anything! (for the whole story, refer back to ‘Don’t tell my heart, my acky breaky heart’).
So after we split, all those years ago, it was easy to avoid each other and I was pretty sure we would be able to successfully do it forever. I lived in San Diego at the time and I only visited our home town, which is where he lived, and so I figured I could probably go about my business and never see him again. Unlike with SinkinShip (another one for the record books) It worked in my favor that HurtLocker actually wanted to run into me LESS than I wanted to run into him. That helped matters immensely. Even during those unavoidable events like the county fair, I never even caught a glimpse of him. And as you may remember, if you read that blog, Hurt’s mom and my mom happen to be best friends. And so needless to say, there have been many events in which Hurt and I SHOULD have run into each other by now, but knowing that I would very likely be there… he has stayed away. I can’t be sure it’s because of me… but he is used to having very ghetto girlfriends and I’m pretty sure that he doesn’t realize I won’t try to fight him if I do run into him. But either way, I’m grateful.
Now, HER… that’s a different story. She made it a point to run into me. If she thinks I might be there, she makes an appearance. But don’t worry, we successfully avoid each other by pretending the other doesn’t exist. It’s mature I know. I wish I could say that I’m brave enough to be the bigger person, but the last time I tried, she tried to fight me… so yea.
Either way, finally the run in happened after seven years of avoiding it. And you will NOT believe where and how!!
Like I mentioned, it was easy to avoid each other when I lived in San Diego. And then by the time that I moved back home to Northern California, he and his lovely new wife had already moved to Arizona so I figured that I was spared the inevitable awkwardness! Of course I knew that there would be times when we would both be visiting home, like the holidays, but I also knew that the chances were just so slim that I could rest easily.
Well, last October, he and his new family (two little girls) moved back to Woodland, but as you all probably know… I now live in Nevada! Or at least I try to live in Nevada! Either way, it just seemed so perfect as if God himself were trying to keep us from ever having to relive the pain of seeing each other. And I say ‘pain’ only because what else do you call it? It’s painful, I mean come on.
So since I only kind of live in Nevada and I’m at my mom’s probably at least half of the time because of work, I have been just waiting for the run in. I have just felt it coming. And I haven’t even seen this guy in so long that I was hoping maybe I wouldn’t recognize him or maybe he wouldn’t recognize me or something amazing like that. There are lots of grocery stores, not that he would ever do any shopping, and there are enough good restaurants that I thought maybe, just maybe, we could keep this avoiding up.
To be honest, even though I don’t have any idea as to what kind of car he drives, I kept imagining that we would see each other across the intersection at a stop sign. You know when you’re passing someone and you just catch their eyes for just a moment. Sometimes you know who they are (if you live in a small town), but mostly it’s just a glimpse at a stranger. Well, that’s how I thought we would have our run in.
But no. It was much more personal, and could have been INCREDIBLY awkward!!
We shared a flight!
Can you believe it? After seven years… with all the planes that are flying to and from ALL the places in this world… he and I would just so happen to be on the SAME flight together? I mean come on… what on earth are the chances of that? And why was he in Vegas?
So when I say it COULD have been much more awkward than it was, I mean that I think he saw me first and avoided me. If he hadn’t (cause I certainly didn’t see him) we could have sat down right next to each other at the airport, or even worse… ON THE PLANE without realizing it until it was too late! Can you imagine? And entire flight trapped on row over from you EX!? Blah!!
I didn’t see him until we were at the baggage claim after the flight home from Vegas last month. Lucky for me, I hadn’t been drinking in Vegas and I had actually taken the time to look cute for my husband who would be picking me up from the airport, despite how tired I was. I was also with friends, which automatically gives me extra cool points (I mean, who flys with friends?). AND Burny was there, which I was glad about as well, even though my face turned red and I had to tell him why.
We were standing at the carousel, waiting for our bags to roll by. Well, Burny was standing at the carousel for me. I was standing back talking to a group of my Arbonne ladies. And then suddenly, I happened to glance over at the group of people standing around… people from OUR flight… and I saw his profile. That’s it. His profile, and my heart literally sank. He was wearing baggy, comfy clothes and a beanie, and I had never seen him in a beanie. As I tried to examine him closer to confirm my suspicions, I realized that he had hair coming out of the bottom of his beanie. The Hurt that I knew always kept his hair really short. Could it really be him? I was 100% sure of it. My heart couldn’t possibly have reacted to a stranger in such a way. And as if I needed any more evidence, he pushed his sleeves up to reveal two completely tattooed arms. He didn’t have all these tattoos when we were dating, but I had heard that he completed two sleeves in the seven years since. It was him.
And let me just say that my heart dropped not because of heart-break… my heart dropped out of embarrassment and awkwardness! I was suddenly terrified that the moment had come and what if he talked to me, what if we made eye contact, what if, what if, what if. I was panicing!!
Even thought I was sure, I called my good friend Chon over to get a second opinion.
“Is that HurtLocker over there?”
She looked. She considered. And keep in mind it had been about seven years since she had seen him too. But she didn’t know him like I did.
“No… I don’t think so.”
“For sure it is.” I said, now more sure than ever.
“Was he on our flight?” She said, appalled.
“He’s at our carousel!” I answered. She nodded. It was just too weird. I mean really, what are the freaking chances?
So now that the awkward moment had arrived, I had to take stock. What was I wearing? How did I look?
I was wearing skinny black jeans, flats, a black tank and a red cardigan. Not too bad. My hair was done, although I wished I would have left my bangs down instead of putting them up, but I could deal with that. At least my hair was clean. I had friends with me, I had my husband with me. Could be worse!
Then I remembered how awkwardly I had been sleeping on the plane… but I figured it was unlikely that he noticed. By the looks of it, he was totally unaware of me.
And then the final nail in the coffin hit… I knew that I couldn’t have gotten in and out of this run in so cleanly…
I remembered standing in the Las Vegas airport… very clearly right by the gate where everyone was lining up. I was talking very animatedly to some of my team about the event we had just been a part of in Vegas when one of the girls across the terminal yelled at me:
“Hey MWC! You’re coat is buttoned wrong!”
Yep, I had miss buttoned my coat. It had been a long weekend in Vegas and I was tired and I was rushed and I had been walking around the airport for at least an hour with the buttons down the front of me totally off and awkward!
Blah!!
Oh well, at least I didn’t have food on my face or something!
So Hurt got his luggage and left and that was that. He never even so much as glanced over at me. He gave me no indication that he had seen me or that I had seen him. Does it even count as a run in if you don’t run in? If he didn’t see me… was it real? It’s one of those tree falls in the forrest kind of things…
When I got home, I told my mom that I had THOUGHT that I had seen Hurt at the airport coming home from Vegas. I was still pretty sure that it was him, but I had no idea (other than the obvious) as to why he would have been in Vegas… and if he was there for pleasure, why he would be flying HOME on a Friday! But still, I thought it was funny and having survived it, I figured it was worth mentioning.
Last night she came home from work and informed me that it had, in fact, been him. And yes, he had seen me. And yes, he had reported it to HIS mother as well. Gotta love small towns.
So yes, after seven years, the inevitable run in with an ex is still a very real, and very frightening possibility. So beware! Even when you think it’s over… is it? Is a break up ever really over? Or does it just keep haunting you? The bad ones seem to never end…
Good luck to all you ladies who think you have avoided your fate!